Welcome back to the week, Boston. It’s Monday so I’m just going to give it to you straight: I briefly considered rigging this giveaway so I could win it myself, but that feels… morally questionable.

You should probably enter to win tickets for The Wonder Years on Wednesday before I abandon my principles entirely.

JUST ANNOUNCED

• Bring your appetite for Cambridge’s largest outdoor food fest: Cambridge Taste is a one-night spread of the city’s best bites and drinks, all in support of local nonprofits.

• Rob Schneider takes the stage at Boch Center Shubert Theatre in June with a stand-up set that’s equal parts absurd and unapologetic.

• A new date has been announced for Shakira’s Las Mujeres Ya No Lloran World Tour; catch the Latin Grammy-winning pop sensation at the Garden on July 10th.

• Dermot Kennedy embarks on The Weight of the Woods Tour later this year, stopping at MGM Music Hall for two nights in September.

• Plus, announcements from Weezer, The Shins, Silversun Pickups, Slayyyter, Jack Harlow, Dave and more!

HOW TO DO MARATHON MONDAY LIKE A LOCAL

We’re two weeks out from Marathon Monday and we can’t wait for Boston’s biggest block party. Whether you’re rooting on runners, dodging road closures or carb-loading in solidarity, don’t face Patriots’ Day without a plan. Our marathon guide has you covered.

THIS WEEK

LOCALS ONLY

• Tired of endless swiping? Meet up to 15 potential matches AND get your results within 24 hours. At the very least, you'll enjoy some great beer.

• Unleash your creativity at this FREE weekly art series. Enjoy pizza, refreshments and inspiration from a new local artist each week.

• Are you running the Marathon this year? I wannna hear all about it. Email me!

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