The “u” on my keyboard is jammed, which has been fn. Does this mean I’m off the hook for all typos moving forward? Unlikely. Will I now blame one key for any mistakes? Most likely.

At least I can still type “Novelists,” which is important since we’re sending someone to see them on Wednesday. Enter to win tickets.

JUST ANNOUNCED

• If your holiday plans involve driving (aka sitting in gridlock), you’re gonna need 48 ounces of Dunkin’. Starting tomorrow, the chain is bringing back its viral coffee bucket, but there are only 25 per store. Godspeed.

• The Who classics, solo songs and deep cuts are getting the intimate, semi-acoustic treatment at The Chevalier on September 29th when Roger Daltrey brings A Great Night Out to town.

• Lace up your pumped up kicks and run to MGM Music Hall on October 6th when Foster The People bring the Good Mourning Sunshine Tour to town. Win your way in and dance like it’s 2011.*

• She’s contributed to SNL, The Daily Show and even had her own Netflix variety show. Now you can see Michelle Wolf live on stage when she comes to town on December 3rd.

• Find even more just-announced Boston shows to add to your calendar!

BOSTON’S BEST SOCCER BARS

You could call Boston sports-obsessed. It comes with the territory when your teams have spent the last few decades collecting championships. So you can expect the city’s soccer bars to be absolutely bananas this summer. We rounded up the spots local fans have flocked to for years. For any big matches, you’ll want to show up very early if you’re hoping for a seat (or any personal space).

THIS WEEKEND

LOCALS ONLY

• Boston Calling may be sitting out Memorial Day Weekend, but that doesn’t mean your festival plans have to. Campfire Festival features 60+ artists across 4 days of music, serving as a launchpad for aspiring local talent.

• Roll (quite literally) into the long weekend with friends, music and a disco ball. Even total newbies will have a wheely great time (sorry, couldn’t resist).

• Love may be blind, but casting directors apparently have eyes only for Boston singles. The dating experiment Love is Blind is coming to New England for Season 11 in the fall.

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